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Dear mom and dad after my birthday, Why do I have to write a thank you note for every **** person that gave me a gift? She got me crayons, of course I am gonna write her a thank you note. He got me a pair of white socks that are too small. Why would I write him a note? What would that even say?? Dear Jim-Bob, I love these white socks that are too small for me! They will look very nice in my trash can and I will make sure to see them off as the garbage truck drives them away! Lots of love, Your niece :) Can they just accept the fact that the absolute best thanks they will get will be my exclamation of “Oh my gosh! I forgot to put that on my wish list and you got it for meeeee!!!!”?
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Dec 13, 2015
Dec 13, 2015 at 1:39 PM UTC
My Thoughts On Birthdays (Part 2)
Dear mom and dad after my birthday, Why do I have to write a thank you note for every **** person that gave me a gift? She got me crayons, of course I am gonna write her a thank you note. He got me a pair of white socks that are too small. Why would I write him a note? What would that even say?? Dear Jim-Bob, I love these white socks that are too small for me! They will look very nice in my trash can and I will make sure to see them off as the garbage truck drives them away! Lots of love, Your niece :) Can they just accept the fact that the absolute best thanks they will get will be my exclamation of “Oh my gosh! I forgot to put that on my wish list and you got it for meeeee!!!!”?
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Dec 13, 2015
Dec 13, 2015 at 1:39 PM UTC
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