**** those Pakistani kids
Always playing ball
outside my compound wall.
With all this noise
And confusion
It’s amazing that
I can hatch a plot
at all.”
"What’s with those Helicopters?
Landing on my lawn!
Don’t the Honchos know I’m busy
On my laptop
watching ****
"It is infidel crusaders
Come to pay a call!
They’re violating our
Sovereignty! Treaties!.
Protocol."
"Come here dear
Wife number four
Hide and shelter me.
You make a lovely
Human shield
From Seals
Who’d
****** me."
Nov 12, 2011
Nov 12, 2011 at 8:39 AM UTC
**** those Pakistani kids
Always playing ball
outside my compound wall.
With all this noise
And confusion
It’s amazing that
I can hatch a plot
at all.”
"What’s with those Helicopters?
Landing on my lawn!
Don’t the Honchos know I’m busy
On my laptop
watching ****
"It is infidel crusaders
Come to pay a call!
They’re violating our
Sovereignty! Treaties!.
Protocol."
"Come here dear
Wife number four
Hide and shelter me.
You make a lovely
Human shield
From Seals
Who’d
****** me."
The title is a riff on the title of a children's story book my niece Lynn, used to love to have read to her.
My intent is to portray Osama in a comic light. I am thinking along the lines of Chaplin's spoof of ****** in "The Great Dictator" ( He did it much better)
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