Facing an empty nest
my son said don't be stupid
use your apple laptop
to go on ok cupid
So i struggled with my profile
uploaded a picture or two
then waited for my soulmate
while stalkers came to view
One said he disliked people
the next, just casual ***
seeking christy brinkley's
firmed up **** & pecs
Once i was a **** buddy
i swear i never knew it
until he said "meet melody"
that's how i learned i blew it
I'm not greedy, not too needy
so i'll say this right out loud
when it comes to playful ***
for me 3 is a crowd!
Should i call on carrie bradshaw?
to explain *** in the city?
when samantha found her mr. wright
it ended not so pretty
Once a young man pursued me mightily
with passionate hysteria
until he asked for plane fare
to fly him from nigeria
Who IS that who winked at me?
what does it really mean
a sea of faces scrolling down
a modern mating machine
I digress, most do agree
that our lives flow like a river
but wait...what do i see?
my dream man in my quiver?
Oct 17, 2015
Oct 17, 2015 at 5:17 PM UTC
Facing an empty nest
my son said don't be stupid
use your apple laptop
to go on ok cupid
So i struggled with my profile
uploaded a picture or two
then waited for my soulmate
while stalkers came to view
One said he disliked people
the next, just casual ***
seeking christy brinkley's
firmed up **** & pecs
Once i was a **** buddy
i swear i never knew it
until he said "meet melody"
that's how i learned i blew it
I'm not greedy, not too needy
so i'll say this right out loud
when it comes to playful ***
for me 3 is a crowd!
Should i call on carrie bradshaw?
to explain *** in the city?
when samantha found her mr. wright
it ended not so pretty
Once a young man pursued me mightily
with passionate hysteria
until he asked for plane fare
to fly him from nigeria
Who IS that who winked at me?
what does it really mean
a sea of faces scrolling down
a modern mating machine
I digress, most do agree
that our lives flow like a river
but wait...what do i see?
my dream man in my quiver?
True story-a lesson learned!
