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i sometimes watch a cooking show and feed myself, finding old italians very funny with everything simple being a milanese delicacy, ambrosia of a doubly baked bread, sprinkled with water, a juicy tomato and some olive oil... mmm, yeah, am bro sia... where’s the salt? if this is ambrosia please give me a haggis in a bagpipe. by the way... the best sarcasm is found in a hangover. i still don’t know how a cat managed to knock on my bedroom door while slayer’s seasons in the abyss stopped me munching on violins and cellos: i got paranoid being the only person in the house with that eerie sound of knock knock... but i guess greeting him in the morning with a head-butt utilised his head for the ‘being human’ initiation... only yesterday he managed to open the door to the kitchen using the handle - and like any man with his middle finger outstretched in defiance... he did the same, but with a thumb. p.s. poetry and collage have a lot in common, as does poetry and music, i still don't know why philosophy started the fight, poetry has nothing in common with philosophy to be even remotely related for a boxing match, it's poetry as music and collage, the classical stances of philosophy are becoming more and more obsolete; i guess someone had to point that out and side with plato rather than socrates, but i have to add one blatant innovation i'm working on, no not the plagiarism of tristan tzara by william burroughs of the famed 'cut up' method of writing poetry, i'm talking Bach, yes, BACH, polyphony, multilayering, spontaneity, and everything that tzara attempted picking out bingo ball snippets of newspaper articles from a bag like some ****** doing the same, writing a abduction-ransom letter to a rich girl's family enigmatically... also enclosing a portrait of the girl done with crude pointillism in cartoon shock colours with a signature that ræd: antoinette warhol - yep, and some people will be famous for 15minutes in a repetitive loop.
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Oct 17, 2015
Oct 17, 2015 at 7:06 AM UTC
haggis in a bagpipe and p.s.
i sometimes watch a cooking show and feed myself, finding old italians very funny with everything simple being a milanese delicacy, ambrosia of a doubly baked bread, sprinkled with water, a juicy tomato and some olive oil... mmm, yeah, am bro sia... where’s the salt? if this is ambrosia please give me a haggis in a bagpipe. by the way... the best sarcasm is found in a hangover. i still don’t know how a cat managed to knock on my bedroom door while slayer’s seasons in the abyss stopped me munching on violins and cellos: i got paranoid being the only person in the house with that eerie sound of knock knock... but i guess greeting him in the morning with a head-butt utilised his head for the ‘being human’ initiation... only yesterday he managed to open the door to the kitchen using the handle - and like any man with his middle finger outstretched in defiance... he did the same, but with a thumb. p.s. poetry and collage have a lot in common, as does poetry and music, i still don't know why philosophy started the fight, poetry has nothing in common with philosophy to be even remotely related for a boxing match, it's poetry as music and collage, the classical stances of philosophy are becoming more and more obsolete; i guess someone had to point that out and side with plato rather than socrates, but i have to add one blatant innovation i'm working on, no not the plagiarism of tristan tzara by william burroughs of the famed 'cut up' method of writing poetry, i'm talking Bach, yes, BACH, polyphony, multilayering, spontaneity, and everything that tzara attempted picking out bingo ball snippets of newspaper articles from a bag like some ****** doing the same, writing a abduction-ransom letter to a rich girl's family enigmatically... also enclosing a portrait of the girl done with crude pointillism in cartoon shock colours with a signature that ræd: antoinette warhol - yep, and some people will be famous for 15minutes in a repetitive loop.
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Oct 17, 2015
Oct 17, 2015 at 7:06 AM UTC
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