I was at this party one time,
where an ex-girlfriend of mine
gave me **** over the type of beer I was sipping on.
"Ohmigod,
I can't believe you're drinking a blonde!"
In that moment,
I remembered why we'd broken up;
Her pretentiousness was way over the top.
Oct 17, 2015
Oct 17, 2015 at 1:40 AM UTC
I was at this party one time,
where an ex-girlfriend of mine
gave me **** over the type of beer I was sipping on.
"Ohmigod,
I can't believe you're drinking a blonde!"
In that moment,
I remembered why we'd broken up;
Her pretentiousness was way over the top.
"I drink cheap beer.
So what?
**** you!"
- FIDLAR
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