what i really need to do
is get a dog and name him teddy roosevelt
and sing him john lennon songs
and teach him to stomach gin
what i really need to do
is learn how to play piano
and sing songs about cigarette smoke
and lie about having a twin
what i really need to do
is find someone who calls themselves petunia
and bend low and scoop them up
and teach her to stomach gin
what i really need to to do
is learn how to play guitar
and sing songs about her knuckles
and the delicate shine of her shins
what i really need to do
is shoot dice with old black men
and hang out in alleyways
and wallow in filth and bathe in sin
what i really need to do
is learn how to play the harmonica
and sell ******* to rich white girls
and not feel a **** thing about it
what i really need to do
is find someone who calls themselves best friend
and bend low and scoop them up
and teach him to stomach gin
Oct 25, 2011
Oct 25, 2011 at 12:29 AM UTC
what i really need to do
is get a dog and name him teddy roosevelt
and sing him john lennon songs
and teach him to stomach gin
what i really need to do
is learn how to play piano
and sing songs about cigarette smoke
and lie about having a twin
what i really need to do
is find someone who calls themselves petunia
and bend low and scoop them up
and teach her to stomach gin
what i really need to to do
is learn how to play guitar
and sing songs about her knuckles
and the delicate shine of her shins
what i really need to do
is shoot dice with old black men
and hang out in alleyways
and wallow in filth and bathe in sin
what i really need to do
is learn how to play the harmonica
and sell ******* to rich white girls
and not feel a **** thing about it
what i really need to do
is find someone who calls themselves best friend
and bend low and scoop them up
and teach him to stomach gin
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