“HOKEY POKEEEEEEEY!"
"HOKEY POKEY MOTHER *******
cried the big fat bus as she sped away.
the young brave
looked up
"it’s not hokey pokey
you moronic big fat bus
with the big fat yellow bootay
"It’s H————“
but the big fat bus
with the big fat yellow bootay
couldn’t hear him
with the wind in her ears
and the nobel battle cry
ringing through her yellow grill
as she sped away.
and with that,
the handsome young brave
returned to the task at hand
sharpening his very,
very,
large blades,
very,
very,
slowly.
Sep 18, 2015
Sep 18, 2015 at 7:13 PM UTC
“HOKEY POKEEEEEEEY!"
"HOKEY POKEY MOTHER *******
cried the big fat bus as she sped away.
the young brave
looked up
"it’s not hokey pokey
you moronic big fat bus
with the big fat yellow bootay
"It’s H————“
but the big fat bus
with the big fat yellow bootay
couldn’t hear him
with the wind in her ears
and the nobel battle cry
ringing through her yellow grill
as she sped away.
and with that,
the handsome young brave
returned to the task at hand
sharpening his very,
very,
large blades,
very,
very,
slowly.
if you have a hankerin' to read from the beginning... see the Collections, The Manly Cowboy & Chronicles of a Big Fat Yellow Bootay
