The Boss is always right
as his boss is certainly too
ever a man of far sight
do as he wants you to do.
Quietly knock his door
and before you show your face
knock just once no more
wait for him to say yes.
Watch when you enter his room
if he is beaming or sad
don't invite your doom
he can be worse than bad.
Don't speak if he's busy at work
stand with patience noiseless
to speak never embark
till he looks straight at your face.
If he asks you your job's progress
be ready with all your tricks
the best way to have him impressed
is to confuse him with statistics.
Just ensure the figures add up right
there's no glaring mistake
if one such comes to his sight
no way you retain your neck.
Answer to the point he asks
give him the master's due
never ever try to assert
impose on him your view.
Not try to prolong the discourse
make it very brief and precise
your logic would always be coarse
to the Boss who is far more wise.
Move back facing your Boss
keep it always in mind
what makes him really very cross
is to see your swinging behind.
Once you are back to your seat
your wounds do secretly nurse
vent your head's all the heat
mutter your choicest curse.
Sep 11, 2015
Sep 11, 2015 at 10:40 AM UTC
The Boss is always right
as his boss is certainly too
ever a man of far sight
do as he wants you to do.
Quietly knock his door
and before you show your face
knock just once no more
wait for him to say yes.
Watch when you enter his room
if he is beaming or sad
don't invite your doom
he can be worse than bad.
Don't speak if he's busy at work
stand with patience noiseless
to speak never embark
till he looks straight at your face.
If he asks you your job's progress
be ready with all your tricks
the best way to have him impressed
is to confuse him with statistics.
Just ensure the figures add up right
there's no glaring mistake
if one such comes to his sight
no way you retain your neck.
Answer to the point he asks
give him the master's due
never ever try to assert
impose on him your view.
Not try to prolong the discourse
make it very brief and precise
your logic would always be coarse
to the Boss who is far more wise.
Move back facing your Boss
keep it always in mind
what makes him really very cross
is to see your swinging behind.
Once you are back to your seat
your wounds do secretly nurse
vent your head's all the heat
mutter your choicest curse.
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