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Jul 29, 2015
Jul 29, 2015 at 2:22 PM UTC
Have you ever wanted to write a poem?
Well now you can
With all new Poemanator
For just 12 easy payments of $89.99
We'll turn your
"Cat rhymes with dog"
into somthing even Eminem would be proud of
If you can't rhyme within 30 days
just send it back
At no cost to you
While supplies last
Sponsored by Shamwow
But wait
There's more
If you order right now
We'll send you
Not one
Not two
But three ****** Shamwows
For those messes just to big for a sock
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