They preen, they brag, they cluck like hens
Favorite pastime? Schmoozing with friends
They lunch, they party, they go to the races
Wearing Versace and botoxed faces
They worship the sun, the moon, and the stars
And fill up their lives with mansions and cars
They spray tan each day to enhance their appeal
These housewives are everything...except real
Jul 14, 2015
Jul 14, 2015 at 11:11 AM UTC
They preen, they brag, they cluck like hens
Favorite pastime? Schmoozing with friends
They lunch, they party, they go to the races
Wearing Versace and botoxed faces
They worship the sun, the moon, and the stars
And fill up their lives with mansions and cars
They spray tan each day to enhance their appeal
These housewives are everything...except real