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You funny. I can be funny too. I've got a functioning funny bone, just like you. Watch me hit it on this thing. Ouch! Hey, wasn't that funny though? Didn't you see? Let me tell you a joke: There once was this guy who set out to type a joke, but halfway through it his funny bone broke! Ouch. This one time, I traded cigarettes for jokes with a few of the homeless folk who live in Orlando. I was still in high school then, but I can still remember how they went! Well, actually, I can only recall two of them. They go like this: "If you have fifty ***** and fifty politicians in the same room, then what do you have?" "Um, I don't know." "A hundred people who don't know **** about **** Hahahahahahaha "What do you call a *** on roller blades?" "Hmm, no idea." "Rolaids!"
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Jul 6, 2015
Jul 6, 2015 at 9:48 PM UTC
That's Innaproperit!
You funny. I can be funny too. I've got a functioning funny bone, just like you. Watch me hit it on this thing. Ouch! Hey, wasn't that funny though? Didn't you see? Let me tell you a joke: There once was this guy who set out to type a joke, but halfway through it his funny bone broke! Ouch. This one time, I traded cigarettes for jokes with a few of the homeless folk who live in Orlando. I was still in high school then, but I can still remember how they went! Well, actually, I can only recall two of them. They go like this: "If you have fifty ***** and fifty politicians in the same room, then what do you have?" "Um, I don't know." "A hundred people who don't know **** about **** Hahahahahahaha "What do you call a *** on roller blades?" "Hmm, no idea." "Rolaids!"
Those were some homophobic homeless folks.
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37/M/American
Jul 6, 2015
Jul 6, 2015 at 9:48 PM UTC
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