i'm sure she's a terrorist
she drives a stick shift
and wears sensible shoes
and everything she does
arouses my suspicion
she's up there now
in her cluttered apartment
yapping about her congressman
and the debt ceiling
i hear her every sunday
yelling at her tv set
giving attitude to
all those panelists
on the political programs
and someone told me she
sneaks off to the mall
in plaid sneakers
and has four computers
and hides her cats
in shoe boxes
whenever the property manager
comes around
and she always has a smile
for the property manager
i'm on to her and
i have a plan
that involves deadbolt locks
surveillance video
and a bugging device
she's up there now going on
about the governor
give me a break
at least he isn't driving
a stick shift
Jun 29, 2015
Jun 29, 2015 at 6:46 PM UTC
i'm sure she's a terrorist
she drives a stick shift
and wears sensible shoes
and everything she does
arouses my suspicion
she's up there now
in her cluttered apartment
yapping about her congressman
and the debt ceiling
i hear her every sunday
yelling at her tv set
giving attitude to
all those panelists
on the political programs
and someone told me she
sneaks off to the mall
in plaid sneakers
and has four computers
and hides her cats
in shoe boxes
whenever the property manager
comes around
and she always has a smile
for the property manager
i'm on to her and
i have a plan
that involves deadbolt locks
surveillance video
and a bugging device
she's up there now going on
about the governor
give me a break
at least he isn't driving
a stick shift