1. With index fingers extended, hook a belt loop on both right and left side of pants-
2. In a **** and twist" upward motion, hike pants up 2"-3"
3. ****
4. Utter **** **** or Oops!"
5. Jump in septic tank truck(don't forget to secure hoses)
6. Secure gun rack
7. Propel down highway.
8. Show state trooper National Rifle Association membership card
9. Post bail
10. Go home!
submitted by: R.V. Parks - June 19, 2015
Jun 19, 2015
Jun 19, 2015 at 2:57 PM UTC
1. With index fingers extended, hook a belt loop on both right and left side of pants-
2. In a **** and twist" upward motion, hike pants up 2"-3"
3. ****
4. Utter **** **** or Oops!"
5. Jump in septic tank truck(don't forget to secure hoses)
6. Secure gun rack
7. Propel down highway.
8. Show state trooper National Rifle Association membership card
9. Post bail
10. Go home!
submitted by: R.V. Parks - June 19, 2015
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