Nothin like true love
me and the wife had a fight last nite
lots of cussing and slapping each other around
she said I was a loser if ever there was
she coulda found something better in the dog pound
I said yeah I lost alright that's rather obvious
just look in the mirror if you dare
well she kneed me in the vestubles realy hard
and yanked out a couple of my nose hair
she said I was lazy never worked a day
if it weren't for her papa we'd be starvin
well your papa's not all that smart I said
else why did he marry a woman named Marvin
back and forth and around we went
one jab worse then the other
she threatened to have my **** whooped good
by her stupid fat *** brother
well when we finally stopped to catch our breath
she had me in a headlock
I accidentally fondled her breast
and then we started to rock
she pulled me close and gave me a smooch
we both said sorry and we knew
we were gonna get us a bottle of scotch
get fallin down drunk and *****
Gomer LePoet ....
Aug 23, 2011
Aug 23, 2011 at 1:59 PM UTC
Nothin like true love
me and the wife had a fight last nite
lots of cussing and slapping each other around
she said I was a loser if ever there was
she coulda found something better in the dog pound
I said yeah I lost alright that's rather obvious
just look in the mirror if you dare
well she kneed me in the vestubles realy hard
and yanked out a couple of my nose hair
she said I was lazy never worked a day
if it weren't for her papa we'd be starvin
well your papa's not all that smart I said
else why did he marry a woman named Marvin
back and forth and around we went
one jab worse then the other
she threatened to have my **** whooped good
by her stupid fat *** brother
well when we finally stopped to catch our breath
she had me in a headlock
I accidentally fondled her breast
and then we started to rock
she pulled me close and gave me a smooch
we both said sorry and we knew
we were gonna get us a bottle of scotch
get fallin down drunk and *****
Gomer LePoet ....
