I was in the forest the other day,
I found fun things,
albeit I had no idea what they'd do.
I didn't know if they'd **** me,
or give me a kick *** high,
I decided to find out.
The minutes are rolling by,
and so am I.
Did that cactus just open it's eyes?
I'm tripping *****
and I'm loving every minute of it.
Things are finally coming to life.
I had a chat with that ****** rat.
She admitted all the **** she'd done behind my back.
I was surprised, I'd thought she was a close friend.
I had a conversation with a lippy lizard,
and he told me the absolute truth about what he thought.
It was good to hear, but nothing I'd never heard from him before.
I became best friends with a ******* cactus.
We mostly bonded over mutual hatred.
We're both ****** and neither of us give a ****
I think that's why we're the best of friends.
He and I always have been.
May 31, 2015
May 31, 2015 at 7:51 PM UTC
I was in the forest the other day,
I found fun things,
albeit I had no idea what they'd do.
I didn't know if they'd **** me,
or give me a kick *** high,
I decided to find out.
The minutes are rolling by,
and so am I.
Did that cactus just open it's eyes?
I'm tripping *****
and I'm loving every minute of it.
Things are finally coming to life.
I had a chat with that ****** rat.
She admitted all the **** she'd done behind my back.
I was surprised, I'd thought she was a close friend.
I had a conversation with a lippy lizard,
and he told me the absolute truth about what he thought.
It was good to hear, but nothing I'd never heard from him before.
I became best friends with a ******* cactus.
We mostly bonded over mutual hatred.
We're both ****** and neither of us give a ****
I think that's why we're the best of friends.
He and I always have been.
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