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Pay attention everyone said Lilliput I have an important announcement We're going to have a wonderful picnic For our family on Thursday , poppits only The groans were heard all over the palace Are we riding there , asked Horsey Anne No we jolly well are not And you scrum half Zara , are not either We're motorcading it , without staff Another really loud royal moan We are each taking everything we need And that includes you ex pork of York 'OOHH NNOO' she gurgly grunted Less of that , and NO toe suckers allowed Nor arrive in a kiddies helicopter either And you Wills missus more clothing You make my  blue blood run cold Next Thursday then , you picnickers What have you brought asked Lilliput Silver knives and forks hoarsed Anne Paper plates grunted Flossy Fergie Plastic cups , whimpered Wills missus Lav paper for tissues, gidded up Zara Big tablecloth bellowed Camilla Have none of you brought food said Lilliput 'NO' they all mardily whinnied None of us even thought about it And you mumsy H.R.H. what have you brought 'NOBODY questions me , you pipsqueaks LET'S ALL GO HOME NOW !
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May 26, 2015
May 26, 2015 at 2:53 AM UTC
Pesky picnic
Pay attention everyone said Lilliput I have an important announcement We're going to have a wonderful picnic For our family on Thursday , poppits only The groans were heard all over the palace Are we riding there , asked Horsey Anne No we jolly well are not And you scrum half Zara , are not either We're motorcading it , without staff Another really loud royal moan We are each taking everything we need And that includes you ex pork of York 'OOHH NNOO' she gurgly grunted Less of that , and NO toe suckers allowed Nor arrive in a kiddies helicopter either And you Wills missus more clothing You make my  blue blood run cold Next Thursday then , you picnickers What have you brought asked Lilliput Silver knives and forks hoarsed Anne Paper plates grunted Flossy Fergie Plastic cups , whimpered Wills missus Lav paper for tissues, gidded up Zara Big tablecloth bellowed Camilla Have none of you brought food said Lilliput 'NO' they all mardily whinnied None of us even thought about it And you mumsy H.R.H. what have you brought 'NOBODY questions me , you pipsqueaks LET'S ALL GO HOME NOW !
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leslie-william-purdy
Mallorca
May 26, 2015
May 26, 2015 at 2:53 AM UTC
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