Pairs well with steak, prime rib and spaghetti
bolognese, my cab-sav drank with no regret,
my dog has more likes on my instagram
@elverum51, is where it is at where I am
chances are dark chocolate will stain these lips,
as I slowly enjoy the limited sweetness, tongue trips
on slippery letters that form words bathed in wine,
I don't work tomorrow I will be just just LIKE fine,
same thing different day on wordpress,
I don't twitter enough for a wordsmith
I am sure there is a video on youtube,
for me dude, to solve everything I rue,
do you?
Need some time killers, murderers more LIKE
Can I interest you in Pinterest, Stumbleupon,
and their ilk?
LIKE me so I can love myself,
take my self-esteem off a shelf
freshly pressed and fine
that reminds me....wine!
How is this social, if I cannot prepare a meal at my meagre table,
Days are gone when my humility is thrilled you visit me, a fable
uncommon courtesy can be found by a common man LIKE me,
@iceintheattic mentioned me in a comment: @elverum51
Always too kind to the bones, kinder than the wind to
the trees - thank you @elverum51
I need SMT
for my SMA
don't message, don't check my status, don't even phone
just show up knock on my door, that is all that matters.
Apr 17, 2015
Apr 17, 2015 at 10:03 PM UTC
Pairs well with steak, prime rib and spaghetti
bolognese, my cab-sav drank with no regret,
my dog has more likes on my instagram
@elverum51, is where it is at where I am
chances are dark chocolate will stain these lips,
as I slowly enjoy the limited sweetness, tongue trips
on slippery letters that form words bathed in wine,
I don't work tomorrow I will be just just LIKE fine,
same thing different day on wordpress,
I don't twitter enough for a wordsmith
I am sure there is a video on youtube,
for me dude, to solve everything I rue,
do you?
Need some time killers, murderers more LIKE
Can I interest you in Pinterest, Stumbleupon,
and their ilk?
LIKE me so I can love myself,
take my self-esteem off a shelf
freshly pressed and fine
that reminds me....wine!
How is this social, if I cannot prepare a meal at my meagre table,
Days are gone when my humility is thrilled you visit me, a fable
uncommon courtesy can be found by a common man LIKE me,
@iceintheattic mentioned me in a comment: @elverum51
Always too kind to the bones, kinder than the wind to
the trees - thank you @elverum51
I need SMT
for my SMA
don't message, don't check my status, don't even phone
just show up knock on my door, that is all that matters.
SMT = social media therapy
SMA= social media addiction
I tried to keep all entries below 140 characters, if I failed you might LIKE to point that out to me, oh, don't bother that takes counting.
Any subliminal messages were purely accidental, LIKE you will believe someone who uses his real name.
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