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What can i serve today for a lovely miss Humanity and you mister World? Eee... Hm! I would like to see the menu, please! Oh, yes, the menu ... just a moment. . . Darling, I would love to have   Weatherwise Mushrooms with Weepy weightless Asparagoses served with those fantastic moral dips. They are phenomenal! And you know what: The other day lady Greedy ordered light lush - a delightful dish. . . and after having this goergous revelation of supreme tastes. . . she was becoming slimer and slicker. . .and thinner. . . she had enjoyed it so much! It was incredible! Her skin became purer, translucent, laced with amazingly glistening diamonds and then. . . she. . . can you believe that! just dissappeared into thin air saying with blissful tears within her eyes: Humanity - I have never told you, that in fact. . . I have always loved you more than your luscious husband. . .  you are a real darling. . .       sweetie pie. . . so long. . . I'll miss you tremendously!!! And pufffff. . . she was gone! Can you imagine that!?! And luscious... why on Earth, would she use such a word? Strange: And you, honey? What will you have? Are you listening to me!? Hm... just let me see the **** menu. . . first! Planty of food in this fancy restaurant - and I'm starving to death! Where is this wannabe waiter - Forgods sake! We are waiting him for ages. . . There! Well - here you go madam. . . menu sir. . . I recommend to you - our daily   well-bread tacos for starters served with authentically homegrown veggy   wellbeing   mixed with well-beloved   well-coocked main course : :  : : We have also some excellent well Vintage wine of trust, year 5195. . .
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Apr 17, 2015
Apr 17, 2015 at 10:21 AM UTC
Waggish Wannabe Waiter
What can i serve today for a lovely miss Humanity and you mister World? Eee... Hm! I would like to see the menu, please! Oh, yes, the menu ... just a moment. . . Darling, I would love to have   Weatherwise Mushrooms with Weepy weightless Asparagoses served with those fantastic moral dips. They are phenomenal! And you know what: The other day lady Greedy ordered light lush - a delightful dish. . . and after having this goergous revelation of supreme tastes. . . she was becoming slimer and slicker. . .and thinner. . . she had enjoyed it so much! It was incredible! Her skin became purer, translucent, laced with amazingly glistening diamonds and then. . . she. . . can you believe that! just dissappeared into thin air saying with blissful tears within her eyes: Humanity - I have never told you, that in fact. . . I have always loved you more than your luscious husband. . .  you are a real darling. . .       sweetie pie. . . so long. . . I'll miss you tremendously!!! And pufffff. . . she was gone! Can you imagine that!?! And luscious... why on Earth, would she use such a word? Strange: And you, honey? What will you have? Are you listening to me!? Hm... just let me see the **** menu. . . first! Planty of food in this fancy restaurant - and I'm starving to death! Where is this wannabe waiter - Forgods sake! We are waiting him for ages. . . There! Well - here you go madam. . . menu sir. . . I recommend to you - our daily   well-bread tacos for starters served with authentically homegrown veggy   wellbeing   mixed with well-beloved   well-coocked main course : :  : : We have also some excellent well Vintage wine of trust, year 5195. . .
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Apr 17, 2015
Apr 17, 2015 at 10:21 AM UTC
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