Ill-gotten knave! Thy witless candle burns
Bright as a baboon's **** Thy gnarlèd brows
Greet, meet and mingle like the wildling ferns
And thy breath turns and churns insides of cows!
Thou stompest me? Ha! Bring thy brothers all,
Beneath my steely boot thou shall be trod!
Dust be thy supper, feast upon thy fall,
Eat hearty of thy just deserted sod!
Thou comest hither with thy merry folk,
Thou japes a merry jest upon my kin?
Thy bandy leggèd jiggery a joke,
To spilleth of mine cup is thine own sin!
If thou be not afraid, let thee not hide,
My gauntlet speaks! Will thou comest outside?
Apr 16, 2015
Apr 16, 2015 at 10:18 AM UTC
Ill-gotten knave! Thy witless candle burns
Bright as a baboon's **** Thy gnarlèd brows
Greet, meet and mingle like the wildling ferns
And thy breath turns and churns insides of cows!
Thou stompest me? Ha! Bring thy brothers all,
Beneath my steely boot thou shall be trod!
Dust be thy supper, feast upon thy fall,
Eat hearty of thy just deserted sod!
Thou comest hither with thy merry folk,
Thou japes a merry jest upon my kin?
Thy bandy leggèd jiggery a joke,
To spilleth of mine cup is thine own sin!
If thou be not afraid, let thee not hide,
My gauntlet speaks! Will thou comest outside?
I may have been drinking when I wrote this...(hic!)
