Oh waiter my dear fellow
There's a beetle in my soup
He's swimming around the croutons
In a never ending loop
Oh waiter tarry hither
There's a slug inside my pie
He's guzzling the gravy up
And the pastry's gone all dry
Oh waiter while your present
There's a mouse under the chips
She's built a fence of runner beans
To guard them from the dips
Oh waiter please attend to me
There's foxes in my drink
They clambered in a while ago
And plain refuse to sink
Oh waiter hurry back to me
There's a walrus in my cake
He bellows if I dare approach
And makes the jelly shake
Oh waiter fetch a napkin
There's a horse...
Apr 13, 2015
Apr 13, 2015 at 3:04 PM UTC
Oh waiter my dear fellow
There's a beetle in my soup
He's swimming around the croutons
In a never ending loop
Oh waiter tarry hither
There's a slug inside my pie
He's guzzling the gravy up
And the pastry's gone all dry
Oh waiter while your present
There's a mouse under the chips
She's built a fence of runner beans
To guard them from the dips
Oh waiter please attend to me
There's foxes in my drink
They clambered in a while ago
And plain refuse to sink
Oh waiter hurry back to me
There's a walrus in my cake
He bellows if I dare approach
And makes the jelly shake
Oh waiter fetch a napkin
There's a horse...
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