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i am a very talented typing cat all though i know how to use capital letters and punctuation marks i cant stand them i have decided to take over the world through lack of both if you cant use comas then lets eat grandma will **** everybody leaving me the only one left but what happens when somebody says something that kills the cats i am beginning to see why we use grammar yet i still refuse i wish i could explain to you why my predicament is so brain racking but what if i did take over the world with lack of grammar but then again what if i took over the world through extensive use of grammar causing everybodys brain to take over their body wait arent brains already in control so what if the lack of grammar caused the brain to only focus on my lack of proper english and now you see why english teachers say they arent payed enough so maybe if i used an extensive amount of grammar then people would be required to go back to school just because a cat is smarter than they and then the outcome would be a financial crisis causing more people to be poor and goods to become more expensive maybe i can take over the world with extensive grammar usage now i just need to figure out how to get people to read my work please excuse my spelling and grammar i may be a very intelligent cat but i too am lazy
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Mar 4, 2015
Mar 4, 2015 at 11:46 AM UTC
grammar kills the world
i am a very talented typing cat all though i know how to use capital letters and punctuation marks i cant stand them i have decided to take over the world through lack of both if you cant use comas then lets eat grandma will **** everybody leaving me the only one left but what happens when somebody says something that kills the cats i am beginning to see why we use grammar yet i still refuse i wish i could explain to you why my predicament is so brain racking but what if i did take over the world with lack of grammar but then again what if i took over the world through extensive use of grammar causing everybodys brain to take over their body wait arent brains already in control so what if the lack of grammar caused the brain to only focus on my lack of proper english and now you see why english teachers say they arent payed enough so maybe if i used an extensive amount of grammar then people would be required to go back to school just because a cat is smarter than they and then the outcome would be a financial crisis causing more people to be poor and goods to become more expensive maybe i can take over the world with extensive grammar usage now i just need to figure out how to get people to read my work please excuse my spelling and grammar i may be a very intelligent cat but i too am lazy
This is a poem to show people that they shouldn't be overly worried about grammar.
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Gender Fluid/My house
Mar 4, 2015
Mar 4, 2015 at 11:46 AM UTC
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