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In a nonchalant nook of a meadow and brook There's a spot where the rules don't apply It's not easy to find in the rushes enshrined And you'd have to be ever so spry It's here, cast aside, that the fairy folk hide The ones Disney politely declined Though they twinkle and fly through the midsummer sky Their employment was less than refined There's a stout looking sprite in a shimmer of light With the buzz like a million sighs Her name sent a shiver straight over you liver It's Shitwallop, bringer of flies There's a couple of wimpish and creepy wee imps Pale yellow, like ageing canaries It's Wagglebrow-Kisses and Gropetit-Dismisses The ****** Harassment Fairies And floating around with a raspberry sound Leaving sulphurous fumes as she goes Like a starfish but hairy, the Flatulence Fairy Queen ********** drifts up your nose There's so little to write of the Soddomy sprite That I won't even mention his name Dodge Flapcrack and Slurpees the Harpies of Herpies And avoid any friends of the same If you want my advice, which will have to suffice Then I'd stay well away altogether For I've not even touched on the ******* and such And a fairy looks scary in leather
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Feb 27, 2015
Feb 27, 2015 at 6:28 PM UTC
Unfortunate Fairies
In a nonchalant nook of a meadow and brook There's a spot where the rules don't apply It's not easy to find in the rushes enshrined And you'd have to be ever so spry It's here, cast aside, that the fairy folk hide The ones Disney politely declined Though they twinkle and fly through the midsummer sky Their employment was less than refined There's a stout looking sprite in a shimmer of light With the buzz like a million sighs Her name sent a shiver straight over you liver It's Shitwallop, bringer of flies There's a couple of wimpish and creepy wee imps Pale yellow, like ageing canaries It's Wagglebrow-Kisses and Gropetit-Dismisses The ****** Harassment Fairies And floating around with a raspberry sound Leaving sulphurous fumes as she goes Like a starfish but hairy, the Flatulence Fairy Queen ********** drifts up your nose There's so little to write of the Soddomy sprite That I won't even mention his name Dodge Flapcrack and Slurpees the Harpies of Herpies And avoid any friends of the same If you want my advice, which will have to suffice Then I'd stay well away altogether For I've not even touched on the ******* and such And a fairy looks scary in leather
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Feb 27, 2015
Feb 27, 2015 at 6:28 PM UTC
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