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What's new? Have you heard? Bad statistics up a third Someone said a naughty word Candid shot with ******* blurred Terrorists and pirate fleets Politician/Mango tweets Weather bombs, infernal heats Docu-dramas and repeats How to drop a size for spring A kitten with a ball of string Arguments from either wing Adverts selling everything Striking blows, legal highs Diplomatic compromise Close ups of the royal thighs ******* wins the nobel prize A baby drinking anti-freeze Retention fighting llama cheese IMFs and IEDs With overheads and hidden fees Settlements and legal action Kidnap by extremist faction Cartoon dogs and brief distraction Now, about your next transaction Shorter cash and longer queues Horoscopes and cryptic clues Underpayment overdues I wonder why they call it news?
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Feb 26, 2015
Feb 26, 2015 at 4:40 AM UTC
What's News?
What's new? Have you heard? Bad statistics up a third Someone said a naughty word Candid shot with ******* blurred Terrorists and pirate fleets Politician/Mango tweets Weather bombs, infernal heats Docu-dramas and repeats How to drop a size for spring A kitten with a ball of string Arguments from either wing Adverts selling everything Striking blows, legal highs Diplomatic compromise Close ups of the royal thighs ******* wins the nobel prize A baby drinking anti-freeze Retention fighting llama cheese IMFs and IEDs With overheads and hidden fees Settlements and legal action Kidnap by extremist faction Cartoon dogs and brief distraction Now, about your next transaction Shorter cash and longer queues Horoscopes and cryptic clues Underpayment overdues I wonder why they call it news?
ben-jones
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ben-jones
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Feb 26, 2015
Feb 26, 2015 at 4:40 AM UTC
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