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Don't cross the street until the light is green. Hold hands at the crosswalks & parking lot. Keep poison out of reach of children. Don't cuss or swear. Don't smoke or drink. Don't speed above the speed limit. Don't lend out cash. Don't get conned. Don't drink alcohol & drive. Don't do drugs. Don't sell *** for money. Don't take bribes. Don't get blackmailed. Don't play with fire. Don't use explosives or firearms. Don't vandalize. Don't be a ****** stripper, **** drug dealer, bank robber, killer, ****** carjacker, kidnapper, or shoplifter. Wear your seat belt. Check your motor oil & fluids. Drive on a full tank of gas. Clean your windshield. Flush the toilet. Brush your teeth & hair. Never use electrical things near water. Never lie. Never hire an attorney for anything. Never sign a stripper contract. Don't dance naked for money. Use mouthwash.
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Feb 15, 2015
Feb 15, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC
Common Sense is Absent
Don't cross the street until the light is green. Hold hands at the crosswalks & parking lot. Keep poison out of reach of children. Don't cuss or swear. Don't smoke or drink. Don't speed above the speed limit. Don't lend out cash. Don't get conned. Don't drink alcohol & drive. Don't do drugs. Don't sell *** for money. Don't take bribes. Don't get blackmailed. Don't play with fire. Don't use explosives or firearms. Don't vandalize. Don't be a ****** stripper, **** drug dealer, bank robber, killer, ****** carjacker, kidnapper, or shoplifter. Wear your seat belt. Check your motor oil & fluids. Drive on a full tank of gas. Clean your windshield. Flush the toilet. Brush your teeth & hair. Never use electrical things near water. Never lie. Never hire an attorney for anything. Never sign a stripper contract. Don't dance naked for money. Use mouthwash.
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Feb 15, 2015
Feb 15, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC
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