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In Atlanta Victoria is red faced, her secret a secret no more. A shoplifter made off with her ******* merchandise worth an eye catching score. How one shopper could nab all those garments- it simply beggars belief! Her “Angels” will now go “commando” Unless someone fingers the thief. The crook was observed on surveillance with stuffed shopping bags leaving the store. She didn’t get Victoria’s miracle bras so police think she’ll come back for more. This sort of heist has happened before, although, thankfully, it is still rare. The shoplifter may be a black woman, but its certain that she has a pair.
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Feb 14, 2015
Feb 14, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC
The ***** Raid
In Atlanta Victoria is red faced, her secret a secret no more. A shoplifter made off with her ******* merchandise worth an eye catching score. How one shopper could nab all those garments- it simply beggars belief! Her “Angels” will now go “commando” Unless someone fingers the thief. The crook was observed on surveillance with stuffed shopping bags leaving the store. She didn’t get Victoria’s miracle bras so police think she’ll come back for more. This sort of heist has happened before, although, thankfully, it is still rare. The shoplifter may be a black woman, but its certain that she has a pair.
A Victoria's Secret in Atlanta is out some $10,000 in merchandise
john-f-mccullagh
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Feb 14, 2015
Feb 14, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC
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