I am the multi-purpose good for nothing
Careening down a log flume
Being put on another sucker's list
Trying to set back the sundial
So I can summarize this fuzzy picture and see what it entails
I see lauded tutorials that are not even close to the proper way
Because there is no proper way
I see gourmet cuisines in doggy bags
To be saved for later
I hear clods trying to be funny, playing with euphemisms on the airwaves
I've driven down countless roadways
I've compared the song bird's plumage to the guy who tried to play off his plummer's crack
They're both one in the same
So I've got that going for me
I've found those who enjoy the uptight delights in life
Who, if a single hair is out of place receive a reduction in pay
So I suppose, I had better get on with it
Jan 30, 2015
Jan 30, 2015 at 12:56 PM UTC
I am the multi-purpose good for nothing
Careening down a log flume
Being put on another sucker's list
Trying to set back the sundial
So I can summarize this fuzzy picture and see what it entails
I see lauded tutorials that are not even close to the proper way
Because there is no proper way
I see gourmet cuisines in doggy bags
To be saved for later
I hear clods trying to be funny, playing with euphemisms on the airwaves
I've driven down countless roadways
I've compared the song bird's plumage to the guy who tried to play off his plummer's crack
They're both one in the same
So I've got that going for me
I've found those who enjoy the uptight delights in life
Who, if a single hair is out of place receive a reduction in pay
So I suppose, I had better get on with it
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