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COUNT ORLOK (my alter ego) gets light-hearted in Poem #9 I'm a vampire who likes to drink blood And I drink more than I really should. (I think biting necks is better than *** I'd drink yours if only I could. The blood of a ****** is best (it wins every possible test); But I still like a tipple From a bite of a ****** On a hot nymphomaniac's breast. I'm Count Orlok the black vampire bat And blood-sucking is where I am at; I'll cause lots of pain To your jugular vein; I don't care if you're skinny or fat.
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Jan 20, 2015
Jan 20, 2015 at 12:32 PM UTC
Three Vampire Limericks by ORLOK
COUNT ORLOK (my alter ego) gets light-hearted in Poem #9 I'm a vampire who likes to drink blood And I drink more than I really should. (I think biting necks is better than *** I'd drink yours if only I could. The blood of a ****** is best (it wins every possible test); But I still like a tipple From a bite of a ****** On a hot nymphomaniac's breast. I'm Count Orlok the black vampire bat And blood-sucking is where I am at; I'll cause lots of pain To your jugular vein; I don't care if you're skinny or fat.
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Jan 20, 2015
Jan 20, 2015 at 12:32 PM UTC
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