I once ****** a girl on a boat;
She smelled awful, a bit like a stoat;
I fingered her ***
Which made us both come
And I wiped the **** off on her coat.
Jan 13, 2015
Jan 13, 2015 at 11:28 AM UTC
I once ****** a girl on a boat;
She smelled awful, a bit like a stoat;
I fingered her ***
Which made us both come
And I wiped the **** off on her coat.
This is written from a male point of view. What I have under my kilt is MY business. If you don't like it, **** off.
