When I got home this morning
My wife was tearing hair from her head
I said what's the problem darling
She said the ****** toasters dead
She said I've tried everything to
Get that thing to cook
I said just take it easy
I'll go and take a look
Tool bag in hand I entered
That electrically haunted space
I surveyed the situation
The answer was clear to see
I unplugged the multi cooker
AND PLUGGED THE TOASTER IN
Jan 13, 2015
Jan 13, 2015 at 7:12 AM UTC
When I got home this morning
My wife was tearing hair from her head
I said what's the problem darling
She said the ****** toasters dead
She said I've tried everything to
Get that thing to cook
I said just take it easy
I'll go and take a look
Tool bag in hand I entered
That electrically haunted space
I surveyed the situation
The answer was clear to see
I unplugged the multi cooker
AND PLUGGED THE TOASTER IN
Yep fellers this really did take place this morning
