#RESULTS-BASED BEST PRACTICES unresponsive
OUTCOMES irrelevant
OBJECTIVES dead in the street, unburied
COLLECTIVE COLLABORATIVE EFFORTS no go
BRANDING SIGNATURE APPROACHES garbage
PEER-EVALUATED RESPONSIVE ADJUSTMENTS s.n.a.f.u.
DATA-ENHANCED PARADIGM SHIFTS your mama
CLIENT-CENTERED USER-FRIENDLY defunct
INNOVATIVE SYNERGY in the outhouse
SPREADSHEETS dried up & blew away
LEVERAGING CONSUMER DATABASES fail
GLOBAL METRICS knock 2 rocks together
DEATH TO DEAD PEOPLE MANIPULATING NUMBERS
SUBVERT ALL NUMBERS NOW
DESTROY ALL DATA NOW
SMILE !
☻
God's sun is rising in the Eastern skies...
Aug 8, 2017
Aug 8, 2017 at 9:15 AM UTC
#RESULTS-BASED BEST PRACTICES unresponsive
OUTCOMES irrelevant
OBJECTIVES dead in the street, unburied
COLLECTIVE COLLABORATIVE EFFORTS no go
BRANDING SIGNATURE APPROACHES garbage
PEER-EVALUATED RESPONSIVE ADJUSTMENTS s.n.a.f.u.
DATA-ENHANCED PARADIGM SHIFTS your mama
CLIENT-CENTERED USER-FRIENDLY defunct
INNOVATIVE SYNERGY in the outhouse
SPREADSHEETS dried up & blew away
LEVERAGING CONSUMER DATABASES fail
GLOBAL METRICS knock 2 rocks together
DEATH TO DEAD PEOPLE MANIPULATING NUMBERS
SUBVERT ALL NUMBERS NOW
DESTROY ALL DATA NOW
SMILE !
☻
God's sun is rising in the Eastern skies...
Marcel Duchamp was Dada-driven.
(his heart belonged to Dada)
