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On the south side of kelso if it's there that ya choose to go Well if its there ya go then ya just gotta know bout a man named tweaker joe Now tweaker, he's a scrapper and if ya go down on his door Don't you worry about wakin him up. He aint slept since 74 Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso Weirder than a three toed frog Stranger than a five eared dog Now tweaker hes a scrapper and he likes his shiny things And he likes to see what fun he has by the chaos that he brings He got a custom BMX bike with a flashlight on the grill. He got 32 lb of brass in his pack, he got a dope bag in his shoe. Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso Weirder than a three toed frog Stranger than s five eared dog NOW Friday bout a week ago Tweaker scrappin cars. But at the end of the alley sat a cop named Thurman and ooh dat cop looked ****** Well he cast his light upon joe cuz Thurman had a plan Tweaker joe learned a lesson bout messin with a future Sherriff man Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso Weirder than a three toed frog Stranger than s five eared dog Well the 2 men took to runnin and hes dragged down to the jail Joey looked like a wrung out tweaker with a couple of teeth left Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso Weirder than a three toed frog Stranger than s five eared dog Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso Weirder than a three toed frog Stranger than s five eared dog
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May 27, 2019
May 27, 2019 at 9:04 AM UTC
Weird, Weird, Tweaker Joe (to the tune of the Jim Croce song "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"
On the south side of kelso if it's there that ya choose to go Well if its there ya go then ya just gotta know bout a man named tweaker joe Now tweaker, he's a scrapper and if ya go down on his door Don't you worry about wakin him up. He aint slept since 74 Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso Weirder than a three toed frog Stranger than a five eared dog Now tweaker hes a scrapper and he likes his shiny things And he likes to see what fun he has by the chaos that he brings He got a custom BMX bike with a flashlight on the grill. He got 32 lb of brass in his pack, he got a dope bag in his shoe. Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso Weirder than a three toed frog Stranger than s five eared dog NOW Friday bout a week ago Tweaker scrappin cars. But at the end of the alley sat a cop named Thurman and ooh dat cop looked ****** Well he cast his light upon joe cuz Thurman had a plan Tweaker joe learned a lesson bout messin with a future Sherriff man Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso Weirder than a three toed frog Stranger than s five eared dog Well the 2 men took to runnin and hes dragged down to the jail Joey looked like a wrung out tweaker with a couple of teeth left Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso Weirder than a three toed frog Stranger than s five eared dog Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso Weirder than a three toed frog Stranger than s five eared dog
This is quite regional to South Kelso WA but it's funny. I premiered it at karaoke last night but forgot a newly written verse
#spoof#parody#song
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equitube
May 27, 2019
May 27, 2019 at 9:04 AM UTC
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