If You Were Trapped In A Closet Your Whole Life Then Why Didn't You Just Stay In Your Mom's Belly?

bobbie-bachelor Poems

She walked outside to get a breath of fresh air She saw that there was snow on the ground But she didn't have a jacket on Just a skirt With nylon leggings The wind started to blow And she felt the snow Blow her around And then it stopped She shut the door And went back inside She walked over to the computer And sat down in a wooden chair And kind of shivered a little As the snow was melting on her hair She moved her head back and forth really quickly And shaked the snow off of her hair I don't look pretty she giggled She kind of smoothed out her hair With her hands And curled it around her fingertips Then she felt kinda hungry And left her chair And started sliding a little She got to the refrigerator door She looked around And there was a mountain dew Yeah She turned around quickly And was spinning And got a little dizzy She drank her mountain dew And burped I'm drunk She staggered back to the wooden chair And set her pop by the computer Which she's not suppose to do But always does anyways Hmmm Hmmm Hmm Hmm Hmmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm She clicked on a video on youtube And clicked out really quick And made a sour face and squinted She typed something else in She looked down the screen Scrolled down Double clicked Waiting for it to load Clicked out Didn't load She kinda got a little upset And grabbed her mountain dew Got up from the computer And smashed her knees against the stupid computer thingy Spilled a little mountain dew on her skirt Whatever She grabbed her mountain dew Held it by the inner tab And spun around slowly Didn't cut herself Spinned around again Heart racing Didn't cut herself Slowly took her pointer finger out And started drinking again She walked into the living room Going Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmm Sat down on the couch With her kitten in the kitchen By the computer She turned the tv on And watched spongebob squarepants It was in the middle of the episode where mermaid man was saying Evil Eeeeevil She just sipped her mountain dew quickly And didn't swallow it right away Then she rubbed her feet against the ground And her kitten Hopped away from the kitchen And waited by her feet She looked down Made a face And placed her foot on top of her kitty's head And the kitten backed off and bumped into the tv While the episode of spongebob was still playing She changed the channel Started kicking her feet Back and forth Without touching the ground She looked outside And the snow was blowing harder So she got off of the coach Opened the door And felt the snow blow against her skin again She shivered again Shut the door Shaked her head Brushed down her hair Ran into the kitchen Then ran back upstairs To her room Turned around And the kitten was at the bottom of the steps She shut the door quickly Fell to the ground And looked under the door And saw the kitten She came close to the door And pawed at it a little Then hopped back down stairs On the last step Tumbled She's left alone a lot That's why she's so strange She felt her stomach make a hungry noise She was craving tacos I wonder if there's any leftover tacos from yesterday in the fridge She walks downstairs Slides to the fridge Kitten hops away She opens the door Nothing She shuts the door Slides back to the computer Sat down And started to feel really bored Then got out of the chair Walked over to the door And felt it with her hand Without opening it It was cold out