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Ronald McDonald sold his business To his rival hungry jacks Got alot of money from them All his staff got the sack. He drove to the country And brought a nice farm With a big house Villas, animals and barns. Grimace was feeding the pigs Birdie is in a nest Hamburglar is chasing cows And being a ****** pest. Ronald came out with a whip And yelled at the striped fool Got his whip ready With a mouthful of drool. He then chased after Hamburglar And the ******** thought it was a game Making ****** like noises Skipping, and being insane. No more burgers for you Ronald yelled out loud I think You may have Mad Cows Disease And you are as high as a cloud. Grimace runs over And blocked Hamburglars way He smashes into Grimace Knocking him out for the rest of the day. When he woke up All his friends were there Hamburglar said, what the **** happened? Ronald replied, you were sick, and gave us a scare. But, don't worry now You have been cured from this disease So, can I ask you? To stop stealing my home made burgers please. Hamburglar agreed With his fingers crossed behind his back Thinking, **** off clown! Your burgers are better than Hungry Jacks!! Tommy K - 12/02/2014
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Feb 23, 2014
Feb 23, 2014 at 10:19 AM UTC
Ronald's Retirement
Ronald McDonald sold his business To his rival hungry jacks Got alot of money from them All his staff got the sack. He drove to the country And brought a nice farm With a big house Villas, animals and barns. Grimace was feeding the pigs Birdie is in a nest Hamburglar is chasing cows And being a ****** pest. Ronald came out with a whip And yelled at the striped fool Got his whip ready With a mouthful of drool. He then chased after Hamburglar And the ******** thought it was a game Making ****** like noises Skipping, and being insane. No more burgers for you Ronald yelled out loud I think You may have Mad Cows Disease And you are as high as a cloud. Grimace runs over And blocked Hamburglars way He smashes into Grimace Knocking him out for the rest of the day. When he woke up All his friends were there Hamburglar said, what the **** happened? Ronald replied, you were sick, and gave us a scare. But, don't worry now You have been cured from this disease So, can I ask you? To stop stealing my home made burgers please. Hamburglar agreed With his fingers crossed behind his back Thinking, **** off clown! Your burgers are better than Hungry Jacks!! Tommy K - 12/02/2014
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Feb 23, 2014
Feb 23, 2014 at 10:19 AM UTC
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