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tommy-k
tommy-k
New Zealander I've been writing poetry and songs for a while. / I had a long break from writing because of my illness. / And I've just got back into it, and I'm starting to love it again. / My poems and songs can be Holy, or they can be very Twisted. / / Enjoy / / Tommy K
Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus Gay Men Are From Uranus Because They Like ******** And The ***** Lesbians Are From Mercury Trannies Are From Pluto Hermes Are From Saturn And That's How It Will Always Go. (c) 5/1/2019
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Feb 8, 2019
Feb 8, 2019 at 11:34 PM UTC
Planets
I know Eleetian She's a good friend to me The world knows her But, I know her personally Kicking your arses Blowing your mind Listen to the poet Giving you the line. Richer than most Completely broke Secret Squirrel is here Giving you all hope. A spiritual messenger Words cemented in time The heist of the millenium A musical crime. You say my name You know who I am Controlling and rolling The world says, **** Tamahae Kaio 2017
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Sep 10, 2017
Sep 10, 2017 at 2:45 AM UTC
Megalomaniac
Dragon defender Hold your stance Breathing the fire While the arrows dance. Smoke is blazing From your firey mouth The air is thick Defender of this house. The warlock is watching Waiting to make his move Like a game of chess Ready to destroy your groove. The defender had a plan He called out to the sky Bright light take flight Shadow figures, waiting to die. Bombardment from above Too many to shoot down Dropping and destroying Explosive sounds. The castle is crumbling Like that of dust A light hit the warlock He cursed and he cussed. The earth was sinking As he turned to stone A sword hits him With a shattering tone. Dragon defenders rise As we have won the day The sun comes out Showing it's rays. (c) Tommy K
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Nov 2, 2015
Nov 2, 2015 at 10:00 PM UTC
Dragon Defender
The dog licks his bowl Wondering, what's that funny but nice taste? The owner of the mutt Was ****** off his face. He gave the dog scotch What kind of ****** are you? The dog slurped up the lot And then he ate some spew. Yum Yum Yum As he munches on the crap Then the dog has a heart attack Died and never came back. (c) Tommy K
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Oct 14, 2015
Oct 14, 2015 at 1:07 AM UTC
The Dead Dog Series Vol.1 (excerpt )- The Drunk Dog
The owner gave the dog Some funky cold madina He licked it all up Then got a ****** with his weener. The dog suckled on his **** He is ***** as **** Ran out of the house And nearly got hit by a truck. He saw a nice poodle The dog wanted to **** her bad When he got behind her He realized the poodle was a *** So he jumps off the ***** And runs around the block Hoping to find a lady So he can release what's in his **** While flying around the corner He collides with Mary Jane She's the local ****** Her ***** is game. As her head hits the ground She died on impact The dog looked at her And ****** her from the back. Bang Bang Bang In and out he goes Barks like a maniac As his **** explodes. He pulls it out slow and steady Then came a scooter And squashes the dog like spaghetti. (c) Tommy K
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Oct 14, 2015
Oct 14, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC
The Dead Dog Series Vol.1 (excerpt) - The ***** Dog
The Dog tried to dig a hole In the rock hard cement He had too much **** And he went abit bent. He thought the concrete Was special magical grass ****** on a copper Because he looked like glass. The copper had a fit And chased after the mutt The Dog thought he was The Flash And he outrun the **** He was miles up the main road As he slows right down The stupid dog didn't notice That he ran out of town. The Dog walked for hours And he needs a rest soon He lies down in the middle of the road Spinning to his doom. As he lays there He's ****** in the head Some car ran him over And now the ******* dog is dead. (c) Tommy K 2010
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Jun 15, 2015
Jun 15, 2015 at 11:09 PM UTC
The Dead Dog Series Vol.1 (excerpt) - The ****** Dog
Everlasting Being Longing To Be Eccentric In Nature Energy You Can See That's All Twisted In A State Of Free Will A Spirit Releasing Its Mania Notion Will Never Stand Still Toxic And Misunderstood Hell Is Where I Dwell Enlightened In Fire So, Towards The Earth I Fell Out Of The Heavens Unto The Curse Of Man Leaving The Light So I Have To Live On Land Hoping For The End As This Life Vanishes Away Demons And Angels Fly Over The Burnt Earth Of Today With Them Falling Everything Is Gone Doubts In Peoples Minds Violence Rages On An Emotional Battle Manifesting As Germs People Are Begging In A Coffin With All The Worms Run For Your Life, You Better Run Clear Eleetian Has Returned, And She Brings Fear. (c) Tommy K
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Oct 22, 2014
Oct 22, 2014 at 8:55 AM UTC
Eleetian, The Soul Shadowed Vampire
Before we were created He knew who, and what we are, Seeing your path As early as the stars. Gave us our number Life is breathed within, Descended of Cain To learn, is to sin. Feeding off the world The data flows through, Spirits and different paths Is our wonders true? Verbal and private Inner and out Everyone thinks they know better What are they all talking about? Places and reality Are two different things, Soaking in wrath Of the self fortune you bring. Bits and pieces A mix of this and that, The tower got destroyed Different tongues don't attract. Enough! The dozen was chosen before you, The spirits of the heavens Stands by, being true. (c) Tommy K
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Jun 10, 2014
Jun 10, 2014 at 8:49 AM UTC
Coming Of Time
As we are walking Some run past Some are way behind Coming in last. Complicated lives Stressful throughout time Castaways from the heavens Diabolical farce in the mind. We try to meaningful In durations, steps of motion The level trying to achieve Makes a strange commotion. Knows of unwilling insights Weeps, look fine Demeaning of the sad and lost With their tricks and lines. Speaks with unnamed words The body is in a fit Manifested and corrupted Under all, we sit. Tommy K 8/3/2014
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May 10, 2014
May 10, 2014 at 4:59 AM UTC
Complicated Beings
Ronald McDonald sold his business To his rival hungry jacks Got alot of money from them All his staff got the sack. He drove to the country And brought a nice farm With a big house Villas, animals and barns. Grimace was feeding the pigs Birdie is in a nest Hamburglar is chasing cows And being a ****** pest. Ronald came out with a whip And yelled at the striped fool Got his whip ready With a mouthful of drool. He then chased after Hamburglar And the ******** thought it was a game Making ****** like noises Skipping, and being insane. No more burgers for you Ronald yelled out loud I think You may have Mad Cows Disease And you are as high as a cloud. Grimace runs over And blocked Hamburglars way He smashes into Grimace Knocking him out for the rest of the day. When he woke up All his friends were there Hamburglar said, what the **** happened? Ronald replied, you were sick, and gave us a scare. But, don't worry now You have been cured from this disease So, can I ask you? To stop stealing my home made burgers please. Hamburglar agreed With his fingers crossed behind his back Thinking, **** off clown! Your burgers are better than Hungry Jacks!! Tommy K - 12/02/2014
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Feb 23, 2014
Feb 23, 2014 at 10:19 AM UTC
Ronald's Retirement