Dear long-lost lover:
Don't be such a pain
I've got plenty to gain
From the way I swing my hips
To the seductive words that pass my lips
People don't say I have a natural charm to be nice
Oh no, I am well aware of how to roll my dice
I am purposely everything you dream of
Of course, I became that after we fell out of love
You wanted a woman who would show her body
So I learned how to do that, without being gaudy
You wanted a woman with a cutesy face
So I learned how to do that, with style, class, and grace
You wanted a woman who would show you no pity
So I learned how to be kind yet heartless, quiet yet witty
Finally, you wanted a woman who would bend to your will
But that was one part of your model woman I didn't want to fill
Because you also wanted a bit of rebellion
So I became your most sought-after little hellion
Oh darling, I remember how you screamed when I turned you down
Oh darling, I remember how you pouted with your idiotic little frown
You couldn't fathom how I didn't want you back
After you broke my heart and made me crack
I became your model girl because I wanted you to suffer
I wanted to show you how you'd only made me tougher
So go ahead and call me anything you please
Because I'll be telling every girl how you only want them on their knees
The truth is simple: I don't care anymore
Go ahead and call me a **** or a *****
I've accomplished my goal of becoming what you desire
Just so I can watch your burn in your own selfish fire
May 19, 2013
May 19, 2013 at 11:26 PM UTC
Dear long-lost lover:
Don't be such a pain
I've got plenty to gain
From the way I swing my hips
To the seductive words that pass my lips
People don't say I have a natural charm to be nice
Oh no, I am well aware of how to roll my dice
I am purposely everything you dream of
Of course, I became that after we fell out of love
You wanted a woman who would show her body
So I learned how to do that, without being gaudy
You wanted a woman with a cutesy face
So I learned how to do that, with style, class, and grace
You wanted a woman who would show you no pity
So I learned how to be kind yet heartless, quiet yet witty
Finally, you wanted a woman who would bend to your will
But that was one part of your model woman I didn't want to fill
Because you also wanted a bit of rebellion
So I became your most sought-after little hellion
Oh darling, I remember how you screamed when I turned you down
Oh darling, I remember how you pouted with your idiotic little frown
You couldn't fathom how I didn't want you back
After you broke my heart and made me crack
I became your model girl because I wanted you to suffer
I wanted to show you how you'd only made me tougher
So go ahead and call me anything you please
Because I'll be telling every girl how you only want them on their knees
The truth is simple: I don't care anymore
Go ahead and call me a **** or a *****
I've accomplished my goal of becoming what you desire
Just so I can watch your burn in your own selfish fire
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