Number5
1,2,3,4,5!
A zombie's half alive!
6,7,8,9,10!
Play in a werewolf den!
10,9,8,7,6!
Eat a big bowl of ticks!
5,4,3,2,1!
Stare at the noonday sun!
A Doll Named Chucky
My doll's alive,
But mom doesn't know it.
When she's around,
He doesn't show it.
My doll's alive,
And, God, I'm lucky
To have a friend
Who's a doll named Chucky!
Flora ***** Fecalstank
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Corpse flowers stink,
And so does your ****
Robin Redbreast
Robin Redbreast is singing.
Robin Redbreast is winging.
Robin Redbreast just pooped
On the mailman's shoulder.
Robin Redbreast just pooped
In the eye of the beholder.
Affirmation
To be or _not_
To be?
That is the question.
The answer?
To be.
To be _a lot._
Betty
A colorful yeti named Betty,
Whose coat is like rainbow confetti,
On Everest prances,
Runs, gambols, and dances
Until she's exhausted and sweaty.
Feb 6
Feb 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM UTC
Number5
1,2,3,4,5!
A zombie's half alive!
6,7,8,9,10!
Play in a werewolf den!
10,9,8,7,6!
Eat a big bowl of ticks!
5,4,3,2,1!
Stare at the noonday sun!
A Doll Named Chucky
My doll's alive,
But mom doesn't know it.
When she's around,
He doesn't show it.
My doll's alive,
And, God, I'm lucky
To have a friend
Who's a doll named Chucky!
Flora ***** Fecalstank
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Corpse flowers stink,
And so does your ****
Robin Redbreast
Robin Redbreast is singing.
Robin Redbreast is winging.
Robin Redbreast just pooped
On the mailman's shoulder.
Robin Redbreast just pooped
In the eye of the beholder.
Affirmation
To be or _not_
To be?
That is the question.
The answer?
To be.
To be _a lot._
Betty
A colorful yeti named Betty,
Whose coat is like rainbow confetti,
On Everest prances,
Runs, gambols, and dances
Until she's exhausted and sweaty.
