If you're not a mooch
Why are you defensive
If you're not a mooch
Why do you find the word so offensive
Your motto is "If it's free it's for me"
"What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine."
You make it quite clear, very easy to see
The homeless shelter would be acceptable for you to dine
You're nothing but a *** and a wannabe vagrant
You think your s*** don't stink
But your soul is way less than fragrant
So I do think you're a user
You take everything you can get
You are such an abuser
And that's not the half of it yet
So why were you so hurt?
When for years equaling 10
You've treated me like dirt
And turned my attitude way so NOT Zen
You've told me I stink
You've punched my face
You shouldn't sleep a wink
You are a total disgrace
You've had me arrested
For defending myself
You're such an adolescent
I've never seen someone so for themselves
If the truth hurts so much
Perhaps you should try
To get back in touch
With the fact that you're not a nice guy
Being a mooch is the kindest of insults
For someone depraved like you
A shrink is who you should consult
You really belong in the zoo
Jun 30, 2018
Jun 30, 2018 at 11:09 AM UTC
If you're not a mooch
Why are you defensive
If you're not a mooch
Why do you find the word so offensive
Your motto is "If it's free it's for me"
"What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine."
You make it quite clear, very easy to see
The homeless shelter would be acceptable for you to dine
You're nothing but a *** and a wannabe vagrant
You think your s*** don't stink
But your soul is way less than fragrant
So I do think you're a user
You take everything you can get
You are such an abuser
And that's not the half of it yet
So why were you so hurt?
When for years equaling 10
You've treated me like dirt
And turned my attitude way so NOT Zen
You've told me I stink
You've punched my face
You shouldn't sleep a wink
You are a total disgrace
You've had me arrested
For defending myself
You're such an adolescent
I've never seen someone so for themselves
If the truth hurts so much
Perhaps you should try
To get back in touch
With the fact that you're not a nice guy
Being a mooch is the kindest of insults
For someone depraved like you
A shrink is who you should consult
You really belong in the zoo
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