Farmer John is up
It's early in the morning
A cup of Joe
Is what he needs to go
Barbershop, clean cut
The sun is bright and pearly
Some shaving cream
Will put you in a dream
A cup of warm milk
On winter's eve
Is all you need
Warm bed,
Its snug,
It's warm, it's wet, you peed
"How embarrassing!"
The sheets rolled up and dripping down the stairs
Bad parenting?
I don't think mom or dad will really care.
Oct 20, 2019
Oct 20, 2019 at 8:32 PM UTC
Farmer John is up
It's early in the morning
A cup of Joe
Is what he needs to go
Barbershop, clean cut
The sun is bright and pearly
Some shaving cream
Will put you in a dream
A cup of warm milk
On winter's eve
Is all you need
Warm bed,
Its snug,
It's warm, it's wet, you peed
"How embarrassing!"
The sheets rolled up and dripping down the stairs
Bad parenting?
I don't think mom or dad will really care.
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