She had this thing about her,
made me weak in my knees.
She had this other thing, too:
the ***** had fleas.
We used to go out for walks
and climb apple trees.
But my friends, they all warned me
'bout the ***** with the fleas.
She was polite over dinner,
always "thank you" and "please,"
but I just couldn't excuse that
the ***** had fleas.
So last night at her place
I went looking for my keys.
When I found 'em, I bailed on
the ***** with the fleas.
Jun 25, 2017
Jun 25, 2017 at 10:28 PM UTC
She had this thing about her,
made me weak in my knees.
She had this other thing, too:
the ***** had fleas.
We used to go out for walks
and climb apple trees.
But my friends, they all warned me
'bout the ***** with the fleas.
She was polite over dinner,
always "thank you" and "please,"
but I just couldn't excuse that
the ***** had fleas.
So last night at her place
I went looking for my keys.
When I found 'em, I bailed on
the ***** with the fleas.
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