My millions of minions
Today I set you free
Don't revel too much
Soon you will feel the force of my ties.
My prisoner you are, all of you.
Daily I harness you and imprison you.
Your freedom fills me with joy
But your upkeep is too tiring.
Shackling you is easier.
Letting u swim in natural oils, wrapping u together to hide your ill treatment
Minimal effort, for minimal joy,
My lazy choice
Mar 17, 2018
Mar 17, 2018 at 7:13 AM UTC
My millions of minions
Today I set you free
Don't revel too much
Soon you will feel the force of my ties.
My prisoner you are, all of you.
Daily I harness you and imprison you.
Your freedom fills me with joy
But your upkeep is too tiring.
Shackling you is easier.
Letting u swim in natural oils, wrapping u together to hide your ill treatment
Minimal effort, for minimal joy,
My lazy choice
Guess what I'm talking about......
How disappointing! Nobody tried to guess
It's just my hair, I'm not a crazy sadist, I just keep my hair tied and don't wash it as often as I should