I start chugging Red Bull
From the moment I get up
Popping B12 vitamins
Like they were candy drops
Chase it down with Mountain Dew
Love the way it sparkles green
Also doesn't hurt to have
A little caffeine in between
After my mid-morning snack
Of chocolate covered coffee beans
And after the unfortunate incident
With that screaming elevator scene
I head off to Starbucks
Where it is that I do lunch
You know it doesn't hurt to have
A little afternoon pick me up
I head back to the office
Where we have our last meeting
But not before I get into
One more screaming elevator scene
When I finally do get home
And the cat jumps in my lap
We snooze in my recliner
Cause we both love to relax
Jun 22, 2013
Jun 22, 2013 at 8:05 AM UTC
I start chugging Red Bull
From the moment I get up
Popping B12 vitamins
Like they were candy drops
Chase it down with Mountain Dew
Love the way it sparkles green
Also doesn't hurt to have
A little caffeine in between
After my mid-morning snack
Of chocolate covered coffee beans
And after the unfortunate incident
With that screaming elevator scene
I head off to Starbucks
Where it is that I do lunch
You know it doesn't hurt to have
A little afternoon pick me up
I head back to the office
Where we have our last meeting
But not before I get into
One more screaming elevator scene
When I finally do get home
And the cat jumps in my lap
We snooze in my recliner
Cause we both love to relax
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