A man one day had a tryst
with his local psychiatrist
who was the hospital chief
considered to be a fish big
Doc, he said “I think I too am a big fish”
The nutty doc said
I don’t treat patient’s wet
Please go see your local vet
The vet was one Dr. Spry
With humor wry
He saw the patient on the sly
Physically you are wet
Yet mentally very dry
coz all day you cry
wolfing the big Mac fry!
“Like cures like"
This remedy do try
hence forth switch
to the pompfret dry
with less oil and more rye
Jul 27, 2014
Jul 27, 2014 at 11:04 PM UTC
A man one day had a tryst
with his local psychiatrist
who was the hospital chief
considered to be a fish big
Doc, he said “I think I too am a big fish”
The nutty doc said
I don’t treat patient’s wet
Please go see your local vet
The vet was one Dr. Spry
With humor wry
He saw the patient on the sly
Physically you are wet
Yet mentally very dry
coz all day you cry
wolfing the big Mac fry!
“Like cures like"
This remedy do try
hence forth switch
to the pompfret dry
with less oil and more rye
