Every time I go outside
I look for the hidden cameras
Thinking I've either lost my mind
Or I'm being Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher
If you ask me, it's hard to believe
All that I see happening
On this side of Crazy Street
Not sure if I should cry or continue laughing
There is no way this is okay
If you find yourself awake, please pinch me
The time, the place, the names, the dates
My mind keeps coming up empty
I used to say most every day
It can't get much worse than this
When without delay, I'm slapped in the face
With the saying of oh yes, it can
And here I am with head in spin
Around the corner looking
Is that Ashton and his camera man
They have to be out here, Punking
4d ago
May 30, 2026 at 1:54 AM UTC
Every time I go outside
I look for the hidden cameras
Thinking I've either lost my mind
Or I'm being Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher
If you ask me, it's hard to believe
All that I see happening
On this side of Crazy Street
Not sure if I should cry or continue laughing
There is no way this is okay
If you find yourself awake, please pinch me
The time, the place, the names, the dates
My mind keeps coming up empty
I used to say most every day
It can't get much worse than this
When without delay, I'm slapped in the face
With the saying of oh yes, it can
And here I am with head in spin
Around the corner looking
Is that Ashton and his camera man
They have to be out here, Punking
