i am a slob and i live life oh yeah
being a slob of the century
you see i don’t shave because i don’t want to be a pretty boy
and i am a nice person but i can’t be clean
the more i try i have problems oh yeah
but i need to clean my house, so i will let my beard grow long
i can’t approve of little babies teasing
but i wanna be a man with hairs on my chin
come on pretty boy, tease me like a nerd teases a crazy person
cause i am a crazy person, oh yeah i am
i don’t believe in violence like you do
but i believe in being a crazy bearded ***** and hobo don’t you know
i stink i stink i stink i really really stink, people say i am smelly, but i don’t care
because dude oh dude i am a crazy person who believes in previous lives can’/t ya see
i could be like mr bean, but he is too clean
he obsesses about it, why should i
why am i treated like the worst enemy of you
i always liked patrick, but i hate him siding with lyle
cause he is a bloke with anger management issues
with me oh me, i have no problems at all
apart from the fact, that i do smell
i just had a shower but i don’t wanna shave
cause only little pretty boys shave, and i am no little pretty boy
my beard suits me to a tee, i am a cool person
and if anyone says i am not cool, they can kiss my curvy **** GOODBYE
you see i like doing art, doing art is cool, and if that makes me a loser
well to them i am a LOSER, but i am a winner who loves being artistic
pat and lyle seem shy to me, all they do is drink cups of tea
i liked patrick way back then, but i thought he didn’t like bullying, cause bullying is wrong
i don’t **** people off ya know
ooh ooh ooh it might start to snow
i smell, but i can clean up
i have a messy house, but i will clean it
i will probably see losers teasing me, i can handle it
I AM RADICALLY AWESOME DUDE
i cause happiness in canberra, i am the christmas man
the cool kids man, cause cool kids muck around mate ooh ooh ooh
Nov 23, 2015
Nov 23, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC
i am a slob and i live life oh yeah
being a slob of the century
you see i don’t shave because i don’t want to be a pretty boy
and i am a nice person but i can’t be clean
the more i try i have problems oh yeah
but i need to clean my house, so i will let my beard grow long
i can’t approve of little babies teasing
but i wanna be a man with hairs on my chin
come on pretty boy, tease me like a nerd teases a crazy person
cause i am a crazy person, oh yeah i am
i don’t believe in violence like you do
but i believe in being a crazy bearded ***** and hobo don’t you know
i stink i stink i stink i really really stink, people say i am smelly, but i don’t care
because dude oh dude i am a crazy person who believes in previous lives can’/t ya see
i could be like mr bean, but he is too clean
he obsesses about it, why should i
why am i treated like the worst enemy of you
i always liked patrick, but i hate him siding with lyle
cause he is a bloke with anger management issues
with me oh me, i have no problems at all
apart from the fact, that i do smell
i just had a shower but i don’t wanna shave
cause only little pretty boys shave, and i am no little pretty boy
my beard suits me to a tee, i am a cool person
and if anyone says i am not cool, they can kiss my curvy **** GOODBYE
you see i like doing art, doing art is cool, and if that makes me a loser
well to them i am a LOSER, but i am a winner who loves being artistic
pat and lyle seem shy to me, all they do is drink cups of tea
i liked patrick way back then, but i thought he didn’t like bullying, cause bullying is wrong
i don’t **** people off ya know
ooh ooh ooh it might start to snow
i smell, but i can clean up
i have a messy house, but i will clean it
i will probably see losers teasing me, i can handle it
I AM RADICALLY AWESOME DUDE
i cause happiness in canberra, i am the christmas man
the cool kids man, cause cool kids muck around mate ooh ooh ooh