Be it in the sea or on land my duty is
the preservation of life
Be you woman man or child,
it doesn't matter if your ugly or fit
but remember this before you leave.
"BRUSH YOUR TEETH,
Its a major gag reflex condition you
don't want my chunks in your mouth.
When I give you the kiss of life don't use
tongue, I have a wife who would divorce
me quicker than you know...
My job is to look good and to
always looked tanned with a smile.
*"Please don't drown, as the sea water leaves
patches on my skin fading my fake tan,*
Jan 15, 2017
Jan 15, 2017 at 4:31 PM UTC
Be it in the sea or on land my duty is
the preservation of life
Be you woman man or child,
it doesn't matter if your ugly or fit
but remember this before you leave.
"BRUSH YOUR TEETH,
Its a major gag reflex condition you
don't want my chunks in your mouth.
When I give you the kiss of life don't use
tongue, I have a wife who would divorce
me quicker than you know...
My job is to look good and to
always looked tanned with a smile.
*"Please don't drown, as the sea water leaves
patches on my skin fading my fake tan,*
