It pains me to say that my ***** is only half an inch long.
It's extremely embarrassing because I have a tiny *******
I never use urinals while out in public, I only use stalls.
I can not let other men know that my ***** is so small.
I got so mad at my ex-wife that I wanted to beat her.
She was going to tell my friends and co-workers about my tiny peter.
I said if she exposed me, I'd expose her baldness and that she wears a wig.
My ex-wife had our marriage annulled because my wiener isn't very big.
Women say that ***** size isn't important to them but it's more important than they admit.
A blind date started making fun of my tiny wiener so I started making fun of her tiny ****
When it comes to being successful with women, I don't have a chance.
If you have a small **** don't let anybody see it, keep it in your pants.
Mar 15, 2019
Mar 15, 2019 at 8:40 PM UTC
It pains me to say that my ***** is only half an inch long.
It's extremely embarrassing because I have a tiny *******
I never use urinals while out in public, I only use stalls.
I can not let other men know that my ***** is so small.
I got so mad at my ex-wife that I wanted to beat her.
She was going to tell my friends and co-workers about my tiny peter.
I said if she exposed me, I'd expose her baldness and that she wears a wig.
My ex-wife had our marriage annulled because my wiener isn't very big.
Women say that ***** size isn't important to them but it's more important than they admit.
A blind date started making fun of my tiny wiener so I started making fun of her tiny ****
When it comes to being successful with women, I don't have a chance.
If you have a small **** don't let anybody see it, keep it in your pants.
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