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ROMEO & ...MARY. Romeo and Juliet? Romeo and Juliet ....is it? Sure isn't that all I ever hear! That Shakespeare has a lot to answer for! See how he stitched up that poor Richard the **** chap! He can give a body the **** so he can! Twisting everything into that Möbius strip imagination of his! I got my Romeo fair and square ...so I did! Yeah yeah, I know he still carries a torch "Oh Juliet Juliet wherefore art thou Juliet." he cries out in his sleep. But, I don't care where he gets his appetite as long as he eats at home! Sometimes in the midst of our...eh...great passions he will call her name instead of mine that filthy little swine. Sometimes his mind will even wander back to to....what's her face...oh...Rosalind. Juliet married Paris in Paris had ten kids lost her fine figure ran to fat imagine that! I'd like to see her teach the torches to burn bright ha ha nowadays! And that, was( despite what rot was wrote): THAT! Rosalind had many many husbands none of them her own! Died of the pox had it coming to her. Me & my hubby still going strong 50 years married this forthcoming July now put that in your new biography and tell it how it is. Romeo & Mary Kathleen Priscilla O' Keefe.
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Dec 28, 2015
Dec 28, 2015 at 1:56 PM UTC
ROMEO & ...MARY.
ROMEO & ...MARY. Romeo and Juliet? Romeo and Juliet ....is it? Sure isn't that all I ever hear! That Shakespeare has a lot to answer for! See how he stitched up that poor Richard the **** chap! He can give a body the **** so he can! Twisting everything into that Möbius strip imagination of his! I got my Romeo fair and square ...so I did! Yeah yeah, I know he still carries a torch "Oh Juliet Juliet wherefore art thou Juliet." he cries out in his sleep. But, I don't care where he gets his appetite as long as he eats at home! Sometimes in the midst of our...eh...great passions he will call her name instead of mine that filthy little swine. Sometimes his mind will even wander back to to....what's her face...oh...Rosalind. Juliet married Paris in Paris had ten kids lost her fine figure ran to fat imagine that! I'd like to see her teach the torches to burn bright ha ha nowadays! And that, was( despite what rot was wrote): THAT! Rosalind had many many husbands none of them her own! Died of the pox had it coming to her. Me & my hubby still going strong 50 years married this forthcoming July now put that in your new biography and tell it how it is. Romeo & Mary Kathleen Priscilla O' Keefe.
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Dec 28, 2015
Dec 28, 2015 at 1:56 PM UTC
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