Ice cream melts on my hand,
My face is dripping as I get off the keg stand.
I tug insecurely at my braids, the left thicker than the right.
**** I've gained weight, my skirt is too tight!
I shed a tear, I've stubbed my toe.
I failed an exam five times in a row.
I stayed up so late watching TV.
"Her abs are killer!" I stare with envy.
I can't find my new favorite pen.
I lost mine. Can I hit off yours, my friend?
My shoes don't twinkle anymore,
What did I do to make them call me a -
Feb 25, 2025
Feb 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM UTC
Ice cream melts on my hand,
My face is dripping as I get off the keg stand.
I tug insecurely at my braids, the left thicker than the right.
**** I've gained weight, my skirt is too tight!
I shed a tear, I've stubbed my toe.
I failed an exam five times in a row.
I stayed up so late watching TV.
"Her abs are killer!" I stare with envy.
I can't find my new favorite pen.
I lost mine. Can I hit off yours, my friend?
My shoes don't twinkle anymore,
What did I do to make them call me a -