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Music Look up: "Superman" by Five For Fighting. Kermit sings music by a Muppet Band called Frog's For Fighting...! "It's Not Easy To Be Green, I Can't Stand When High" I can't stand when high, I'm not that naive... I'm just out to find the better part of green, I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a bear, I'm more than some-frog in piggy's underwear, And it's not easy-to be-e-green... Wish that I was high, ****** and half asleep, Find a way to lie-about my *** on Sesame Street, It may sound absurd, but don't be naive, Even Muppets have the right to **** I may be disturbed, but won't you concede, Even Muppets croak upon Skunk-green, And it's not easy-to be-e-green... Once again-I'm small-I'm small and GREEN, well it's Alright! We can all get "stoked" tonight, and I'm not Blazing...or anything. I can't stand when high...I'm not that naive, ****** I trip at night, on brownies buzzed on **** I'm only a frog on Jim Hensen's knee, Wearing pink lingerie on this one way street, I'm only a frog on Jim Hensen's knee-looking for Older guys who flirt with me WHO FLIRT WITH ME... who flirt with me...yea, who Flirt with me...who FLIRT WITH ME... I'm only a frog that's diggin' the green, I'm only a  frog on kronic seven leaves, I'm only a frog that's puffin' on green, and it's not easy... WOOOHOOOHOOOO...it's not easy to be-e Greeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn...
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Dec 27, 2018
Dec 27, 2018 at 1:49 AM UTC
I Can't Stand (It's Not Easy)
Music Look up: "Superman" by Five For Fighting. Kermit sings music by a Muppet Band called Frog's For Fighting...! "It's Not Easy To Be Green, I Can't Stand When High" I can't stand when high, I'm not that naive... I'm just out to find the better part of green, I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a bear, I'm more than some-frog in piggy's underwear, And it's not easy-to be-e-green... Wish that I was high, ****** and half asleep, Find a way to lie-about my *** on Sesame Street, It may sound absurd, but don't be naive, Even Muppets have the right to **** I may be disturbed, but won't you concede, Even Muppets croak upon Skunk-green, And it's not easy-to be-e-green... Once again-I'm small-I'm small and GREEN, well it's Alright! We can all get "stoked" tonight, and I'm not Blazing...or anything. I can't stand when high...I'm not that naive, ****** I trip at night, on brownies buzzed on **** I'm only a frog on Jim Hensen's knee, Wearing pink lingerie on this one way street, I'm only a frog on Jim Hensen's knee-looking for Older guys who flirt with me WHO FLIRT WITH ME... who flirt with me...yea, who Flirt with me...who FLIRT WITH ME... I'm only a frog that's diggin' the green, I'm only a  frog on kronic seven leaves, I'm only a frog that's puffin' on green, and it's not easy... WOOOHOOOHOOOO...it's not easy to be-e Greeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn...
This is a spoof on Kermit getting high on *** and then cross dressing, don't forget comedy, so if you are in the mood to laugh, good fun!
#high#easy#being#humor#funny#green#kermit#weird#crossdress
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Dec 27, 2018
Dec 27, 2018 at 1:49 AM UTC
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