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I'll get me a yappy dog A small one Scrappy. He'll screech and holler Like a rat lost in the dark Oh how it'd be To bear such a mark. I'll get me a mousey dog A youngish one Mousey. She'll annoy me in the mornin' Evenin' Night Back to the height of the sun. She'll tap and scrap till... I can't take it anymore... Maybe I'll get a biggun one It'll protect me Like a gun She'll keep watch While I be sleepin' Till they put out some food And continue on creepin... Well maybe a medium one Crazy as can be Runnin' out in the mornin' sun He'll play catch and give chase Run with the pack Cageless and free Until I bring it inside... Well, now it's gone to *** On the carpet... Doggon it Maybe I'll throw out that dish Send 'em back to the homestead Perhaps get a fish instead...
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May 24, 2016
May 24, 2016 at 12:46 AM UTC
Dogs
I'll get me a yappy dog A small one Scrappy. He'll screech and holler Like a rat lost in the dark Oh how it'd be To bear such a mark. I'll get me a mousey dog A youngish one Mousey. She'll annoy me in the mornin' Evenin' Night Back to the height of the sun. She'll tap and scrap till... I can't take it anymore... Maybe I'll get a biggun one It'll protect me Like a gun She'll keep watch While I be sleepin' Till they put out some food And continue on creepin... Well maybe a medium one Crazy as can be Runnin' out in the mornin' sun He'll play catch and give chase Run with the pack Cageless and free Until I bring it inside... Well, now it's gone to *** On the carpet... Doggon it Maybe I'll throw out that dish Send 'em back to the homestead Perhaps get a fish instead...
#humor#dogs#hesitation#slang#improvised
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Germantown, MD
May 24, 2016
May 24, 2016 at 12:46 AM UTC
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